Title: 13/13/13
Author: Dakota Umlauf
Publisher: Xlibris
ISBN: 9781984511966
Pages: 174
Genre: Fiction
Synopsis
Would you like to hear a tale of magic, intrigue, mystery, wonder, murder, and cupcakes? If not, too bad! Youre getting it anyway! Anyway, stop me if youve heard this one before. A young boy on the cusp of manhood, down on his luck, stuck in the shadow of his police superstar of a father, and completely hopeless in love discovers he has a dark secret in his family. Does it seem familiar? Well, it should . . . for now. But on the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month of the thirteenth year, everything he knows and love will change forever. Brace yourself for an adventure that will make you wonder if happily ever after is really a good thing. Eat your heart out, Scheherazade, and fasten your seat belts. Its going to be a bumpy ride!
About the Author
Who am I? You can just call me the Cowardly Christian. I’m an autistic Christian and PROUD of it! My likes: original stories that aren’t afraid to push the envelope, getting to heaven, meta-humor and Chicken. Dislikes: dumb hero’s, contrived, idiotic plotlines, crossover fanfictions where the author has numerous characters act stupid just so the story ‘sticks to the plot’ and the Status Quo. The Majority of my life I was born in the good-old Nixa Missouri- insert shameless commercial hyping Nixa here -and it made me the person I am today. But more importantly I leave you with this advice: You may not control the universe but you can always create your own… And let me read it when your done!
I have over 500 non-profit fanfiction you can read on:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5874134/The-Cowardly-Christian-du911
and:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/325257/The+Cowardly+Christian
The person who did the illustrations for my book was ‘Koku-Chan(Jim Kilpatrick) on Deviantart, he’s up for writing similar artwork for commission! Give him a shot!
https://www.deviantart.com/koku-chan
